2023 Chardonnay / Yakima Valley
$40
Regal and resplendent in her finery. A melding of fruit essence and the tertiary components we love in Chardonnay. A czarina who rules with complete benevolent authority.
2023 Sangiovese / Columbia Gorge
$43
The youthful child raised in volcanic shadow. A power lays dormant in this vine. Catch a rare glimpse of the anointed one as it grows into legend.
2023 Grenache / Columbia Valley
$48
Love. True love. When you know you know. Prettier than Syrah. More robust than Pinot. A partner for life. A previously undiscovered path leading us towards our destiny.
2022 Cab Franc/ Columbia Gorge
$50
Our zany troglodyte. More character than the most eccentric thespian. It ravages the senses, breaking our egos into mere fractals. Only to pick up the pieces and wisely reassemble.
2023 Riesling / Columbia Gorge
$35
A pear galette drizzled in honey. Fresh acidity that elevates you like a mountain updraft. A little botrytis on the fruit gives this wine the sensual viscosity we like to see.
2023 Clairette Blanche / Col. Valley
$40
Dynamic and complex. A full length feature film on the palate. Stone fruit followed by fresh baked brioche. Slight skin contact leads to fascinating and lingering textural components.
2023 Gamay / Columbia Gorge
$38
A wild jester. An agent of chaos. Carnival bubblegum meets fiery peppers. A cornucopia of fresh flavor ready to hop on a unicycle and pedal down the tightrope of our minds.
2023 Sparkling / Columbia Gorge
$40
Tiptoe through the tulips. Walk gently and carefully. They are fragile and do not take kindly to abuse. While you are there, sprinkle orange peels. Zap the zest beforehand and prepare for ascendance.
Where can I buy your wines? You can find us (and our wine) on the ground level of the Hotel Iconica at 121 W Jewett Blvd in White Salmon, Washington.
Do you ship wine? Yes! To place an order, please email clyzmwines@gmail.com.
2021 Syrah / Yakima Valley
$45.00 OUT OF STOCK
The most beautiful floral arrangement, stone ground in a molcajete with an assortment of berries and cherries. Wait, are cherries berries? Seasoned with slate flakes and served à la carte.
2021 Syrah / Red Mountain
$45.00 OUT OF STOCK
Robust and powerful. Like young Zeus conquering the Titans. An explosive apocalypse of flavor and texture. A new lava field amidst a vast ocean waiting to become an ominous foreboding island jungle.
2023 Rosé / Columbia Gorge
$30 OUT OF STOCK
Watermelon jolly rancher meets tropical dragonfruit in this unique Gorge blend of Chardonnay and Sangiovese. A promising young talent, ready to rise to prominent summer pop star.
2021 Cab Sav RSV / Willow Creek
$60 OUT OF STOCK
A chocolate fondue fountain the size of the Trevi. Served with the most crafted of craft coffee. Offered to you specially on a day when you needed it most. When the rain doth pour and the melancholic songs twirl on the turntable, drink this wine.
2021 Malbec / Red Mountain
$35.00 SOLD OUT
The Dark Horse. The Underdog. We thought it was a good wine. People told us it was a great wine. Still like biting into a fresh-baked marionberry pie. Still like bathing nude in a steaming tub of raspberry preserves. Still delicious.
2021 Cab Sav / Willow Creek
$55.00 SOLD OUT
A liquid banquet. A sumptuous feast for the senses. Watch the jugglers parade whilst the choir exalts its praises to the heavens. It’s got a following now. And like any good narcissist... They’re okay with it.
2022 Chardonnay / Yakima Valley
$40.00 SOLD OUT
Radiant and playful. A year older and wiser. A beautiful goddess she ascends ever skyward, offering vague and blurred images of a profusion of paradise to us mortals below.